Lamentations Of The Flame Princess Do Not Accept This Quest!

An adventure for Lamentations Of The Flame Princess Weird Fantasy Role-Playing and other traditional tabletop role-playing games.

"Come in, little boy. Are you hungry? I have so many things to eat: cakes, pies and hard candy to name a few. Yes, your friends are more than welcome to come in too. I have enough toys and trinkets for all of them! Come into the parlor and sit by the fire while I get a tray of goodies."

They should have never entered the house...