{"product_id":"the-moon-is-an-annoyance","title":"The Moon Is An Annoyance","description":"\u003ch1 id=\"the-moon-is-an-annoyance\"\u003eThe Moon Is an Annoyance\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rover is down. Two crew members are stranded on the lunar surface with failing life support and a ten-kilometer trek back to base. Vacuum, radiation, power loss, bad decisions. The Moon doesn’t hate you. It doesn’t notice you at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hard science catastrophe engine for lunar EVA missions. For two players and a GM. 90-120 minutes per scenario. Uses percentile dice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRun the included survival scenario, or build your own lunar disasters using the same system: branching terrain, subsystem collapse, human pressure, and moral tradeoffs under extreme constraints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"feature-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModular node-based exploration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCascading life-support failures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHuman factions, obligations, and bad deals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTools for authoring new lunar scenarios\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOver a dozen plausible, unheroic ways to die in space\u003csup\u003e*\u003c\/sup\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal electroacoustic soundtrack by Uumen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003caside class=\"fine-print\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* Possible lunar surface terminal events include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. Hypoxia Collapse: Suit delta-P loss → O2 falls below metabolic threshold; unconsciousness in seconds. 2. CO2 Scrubber Poisoning: Sorbent failure → hypercapnia → convulsions, blackout. 3. Rapid Decompression: Structural failure → ebullism → tissue swelling and lung trauma. 4. Slow Leak Asphyxiation: Micropuncture → unnoticed pressure drift → hypoxic disorientation. 5. Thermal Runaway: Cooling loop failure in sunlight → heat buildup, confusion, collapse. 6. Cryogenic Exposure: Thermal system loss in shadow → heat drain, stiff joints, loss of function. 7. Suit Electrical Fire: Power bus fault → internal wiring ignition → smoke, heat, toxic off-gassing. 8. EM Flare Dose: Unshielded solar proton event → acute radiation poisoning. 9. Visor Failure: Abrasion, glare, or condensation → blindness, misstep, fatal suit trauma. 10. Regolith Infiltration: Abrasive particles in seals → bearing failure → depressurization. 11. Pump Failure: Suit circulation collapse → temperature divergence → loss of consciousness. 12. Navigation Drift: Comms blackout + terrain shadow → missed route marker → fall, suit breach, or unrecoverable detour. 13. Vestibular Disorientation: Sensory conflict in low-g\/high-contrast lighting → total spatial vertigo → fatal impact trauma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/aside\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor fans of:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Martian\u003c\/em\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor All Mankind\u003c\/em\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eGravity\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"downloads\"\u003eDownloads\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mesolitgames.com\/games\/the-moon-is-an-annoyance\/tmiaa-play-aids.pdf\"\u003ePlay aids: A6 sheets\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mesolitgames.com\/games\/the-moon-is-an-annoyance\/tmiaa-play-aids-a4-4up.pdf\"\u003ePlay aids: A4 4-up print sheet\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlay aids include character sheets, the Aristarchus Faultline region map, and quick reference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Moon Is an Annoyance\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mesolitgames.com\/#subscribe\"\u003eJoin the mailing list\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor updates, PDFs, and future Mesolit Games releases.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mesolit Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57978446250315,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/0776\/files\/the-moon-is-an-annoyance-cover.png?v=1785335449","url":"https:\/\/pelikrypta.fi\/products\/the-moon-is-an-annoyance","provider":"Pelikrypta Ikamaa","version":"1.0","type":"link"}